ACK — Playing Bioshock with my eyes closed

A ridiculous way to play through a VIDEO game you say? Perhaps. But that is one freaky game. (I’m a writer, I do NOT use the word freaky lightly.)I’ve used the walkthrough a few times not for the precious achievement cheats, but so I don’t jump out of my skin. I’m not entirely fond of [...]

Sun-Haters Unite

For sun-hating troglodytes such as myself, who are cursed to emerge during daylight and drag our tired minds to work, this track made me almost feel wistful about waving goodbye to the sun, almost …
Chicane – Autumn Tactics (End Of Summer Remix)

Man “blah-blahs” his way to high score in ‘Brain Age’ Game

“I’ve never been a good reader. I mean, who cares, right? But I figured this Brain Age thing would help me out.”Referring to the Reading Aloud test in the popular Nintendo DS game, Brain Age, the ‘Blah’-man explained, “There I was being tested on that stupid book ‘Last of the Mohawks’. That was like, fifty [...]

Woman Claims Squirrel Stalks Her

Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday evening, Josie (not her real name) takes the same path to her gym classes. She noticed that a tail-less squirrel started following her. “I noticed it because it didn’t have a tail. I felt sorry for it. I guess that’s just what it wanted me to do.”
Josie claims that [...]

Hot Chick Threatens to Stop Dressing Skanky

“Well I know I look good in anything.”
Miss Hotty feels that more guys need to at least shape up, and “smarten up”. Calling most of the cat-calling boys, “Joe Duds”. Hotty says she wishes the guys were more like the mating pairs in the animal kingdom. Male birds and fish have to be prettier [...]

Girl petitions Blizzard to become a World of Warcraft Dungeon Boss

“How else am I ever gonna see my man?” She lamented. “He plays so much WoW I never see him. This way I can storm freeze his Alliance ass and smooch him in game.”
“As a WoW player I’d be upset to know that anyone else was getting your loots.” The boyfriend replied.
Blizzard had no comment.