“I’ve never been a good reader. I mean, who cares, right? But I figured this Brain Age thing would help me out.”Referring to the Reading Aloud test in the popular Nintendo DS game, Brain Age, the ‘Blah’-man explained, “There I was being tested on that stupid book ‘Last of the Mohawks’. That was like, fifty times already and the stupid graph was dropping. So I tried again and just clicked next without reading. But the stupid game knew I wasn’t reading it! Well I outsmarted it. I just held it to my mouth and went, blah blah, next, blah blah next. And what do you know? High Score! Boom.”The man went on to recite the numerous other ways he planned to trick the game’s other brain tests into giving him high scores. “Personally, I think this only shows that my brain is a different kinda smart.”He added, “Not sure how to get around counting those house people though. And I probably have to pay my nephew to do the math ones.”
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