Woman’s DIY Lobotomy Still Can’t Make Work Bearable

After reading the article in her doctor’s waiting room while being treated for nude sleepwalking:
Lobotomy’s back – controversial procedure is making a comeback
Discover, Oct. 1997, by Frank T. Vertosick
‘M’ (she can’t remember the rest of her name) started wondering whether this was the way to fix her work woes.
“I’m always getting in [...]

Man “blah-blahs” his way to high score in ‘Brain Age’ Game

“I’ve never been a good reader. I mean, who cares, right? But I figured this Brain Age thing would help me out.”Referring to the Reading Aloud test in the popular Nintendo DS game, Brain Age, the ‘Blah’-man explained, “There I was being tested on that stupid book ‘Last of the Mohawks’. That was like, fifty [...]